You, sir, have the boorish mannerisms of a Yalie!

It's a 1x4 red brick that you JUST SAW a second ago but now that you need it, you can't find it anywhere?

"I guess that every Rose…" [aims machine gun] "…has it's thorn."

In keeping with AMC's new protocols, the final two episodes of Breaking Bad will be split into four half-length episodes.

"Trans4mers: B4h Weep Gr4h N4h Weep Ni Ni Bong"

I sincerely hope Ansari pulls a Huell and sleeps on a giant pallet stacked high with money.

Money's quite real from where I'm standing, young man, and quite frankly it blows my mind.

Beethoven wasn't immortal, sure, but he was beloved. Doesn't everyone love a Saint Bernard?

Beethoven wasn't immortal, sure, but he was beloved. Doesn't everyone love a Saint Bernard?

NO RUK-GLOVE, NO RUK-LOVE.

NO RUK-GLOVE, NO RUK-LOVE.

Your scansion is bad and you should feel bad.

Your scansion is bad and you should feel bad.

Crystal Kosh isn't very good, but it's at least less damnably opaque than Kosh Classic.

Crystal Kosh isn't very good, but it's at least less damnably opaque than Kosh Classic.

The "Pink Flag" 33 1/3 is pretty good, although some of the close readings of songs are a bit of a stretch. And Carl Wilson's Celine Dion one is quite interesting as well. But yes, pick and choose from that series carefully.

The "Pink Flag" 33 1/3 is pretty good, although some of the close readings of songs are a bit of a stretch. And Carl Wilson's Celine Dion one is quite interesting as well. But yes, pick and choose from that series carefully.

After being a fan for years, I finally saw them touring Popular Songs last year. It was a wonderful show. But not conspicuously loud, I didn't think. (My award for loudest show definitely goes to Swans. It was actually physically uncomfortable.)

After being a fan for years, I finally saw them touring Popular Songs last year. It was a wonderful show. But not conspicuously loud, I didn't think. (My award for loudest show definitely goes to Swans. It was actually physically uncomfortable.)

"Yo La Tengo is Murdering the Classics" collects a lot of their WFMU covers. For completists only, I expect, but god damn it's hilarious.