Well, you goddamn sure fucked up their shit, Karloff!

Strange Brew is not about beer, it's a remake of Hamlet. It's the exception that proves the rule, eh?

Spooky
Star Trek's Khan played Mr. Roarke

'Poor Poor Pitiful Me' is a good-natured dig at Zevon's buddy Jackson Browne in his 70s heyday when dude couldn't walk down the street without having to fuck some chick. So the lines:

'Werewolves' has a riff and a schtick. That gets you far in the music business. It also helps to be clever as fuck. "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" is a masterpiece of internal rhyme that Sondheim would blow goats to have written.

or limb-stretching martial arts legend Dhalsim

Weekend at Bridges'
On a scale of 1 to McConnaughey, how much weed do you think those guys went through while "rehearsing"? Nelson's eyes still look bloodshot.

Conversely
If a 13-year-old girl quickened the pulse of a performer… then he would be Jerry Lee Lewis.

Perhaps
The babies will be arrested for wire fraud and prosecuted by TD Ameritrade pitchman Sam Waterston.

Yeah I'm not sure that "well-adjusted" and "married to Ryan Adams" go together, but those two crazy kids seem to be making it work.

You have nicer friends than I do. My friends stole my Pixies albums.

Buble's Favorite Artist?
Titian.

Buble's Favorite Artist?
Titian.

Ray Liotta

to quote a more successful AV Club Schtickster, WACK AS FUCK

DPA needs to lay off the sauce and live abstemiously

Wrong Best Picture Nominee
It's a more effective spoof of 'Precious'. Hence the sapphire-colored women. And the black people.

TLNOE - they did, it's called 'Igby Goes Down' starring one of the lesser Culkins who hooks up with Amanda Peet and her giant horse mouth and boy it was a goddamn crumby picture.

@patsie - we had an 8th grade double feature of 'Red Pony' and 'The Pearl'. Thank God I'm illiterate.

No Need for This
The apex of bounty hunter comedy was reached in "Midnight Run" and anything else is doomed to disappoint.