Seattle!
We demand Seattle! But drop me a line before you add it, because I want to apply for a job before the rest of these lemmings out here.

"Random Roles" was INVENTED for Tim Matheson
That is all.

Steve Dave, this flick has had a long run at my local cinema.

Metallica has always embraced the digital music revolution.
No, wait. The opposite of that.

Metallica has always embraced the digital music revolution.
No, wait. The opposite of that.

"Cigarettes Will Kill You"
Was a really good song. Sorry to hear he's fallen off.

New Pornographers are largely Vancouver-based, so Canada's just alright with me.

This has always confused me:
What's the difference between "Record of the Year" and "Song of the Year?"

I know this is crazy for us hipsters, but …
… just don't fucking go. If that's how Ticketmaster is going to play it, the only way to get them to be reasonable is hit them in the wallet. If they could have been legislated out of it, it would have happened by now.

I swear to god I only hit "post" once.

I hate this fucking redesign.

John Hurt and Ron Perlman?
What is this, a Hellboy reunion?

John Hurt and Ron Perlman?
What is this, a Hellboy reunion?

And more than a few mates as well, I'd dare say.

And more than a few mates as well, I'd dare say.

I think the theme song should be Johnny Lang's "Lie to Me," for my part. That's a pretty nasty blues riff.

Remember rappin duke?

Spoiler alert 2
At the arraignment, the note is actually for the plaintiff. It turns out that his daughter's tied up in the Brooklyn basement.

Has Sean Combs produced an album in the past five years?

I vote #2.