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My youngest niece used to cry when I put shoes on, because the only time I ever did so was to leave the house. I'm a super hippie when it comes to shoes.

No phone, no lights, no motorcar
not a single luxury
like Robinson Crusoe
they're as primitive as can be

No phone, no lights, no motorcar
not a single luxury
like Robinson Crusoe
they're as primitive as can be

the official reason for Snuffy's emergence was because of the ramp up of sexual abuse awareness/prevention. They wanted children to know that adults would believe them if they had a big secret. Kinda ironic now to think about, and ugh.

the official reason for Snuffy's emergence was because of the ramp up of sexual abuse awareness/prevention. They wanted children to know that adults would believe them if they had a big secret. Kinda ironic now to think about, and ugh.

I do both. I don't know what that says about me.

I do both. I don't know what that says about me.

I must be the only person to remember the Big Gay Sketch Show. That's where I discovered Kate McKinnon.

I must be the only person to remember the Big Gay Sketch Show. That's where I discovered Kate McKinnon.

I got to hear them. It was, indeed, awesome. (spoiled myself before coming, which made me want to see it, solely for my sister's reaction.

I got to hear them. It was, indeed, awesome. (spoiled myself before coming, which made me want to see it, solely for my sister's reaction.

I caught an episode the other day. I've certainly seen worst. I'd watch it again.

I caught an episode the other day. I've certainly seen worst. I'd watch it again.

…so it's Secret deodorant?

…so it's Secret deodorant?

I don't know why I keep clicking on Chris Brown articles. They do nothing more than piss me off majorly. I must like being pissed.

I don't know why I keep clicking on Chris Brown articles. They do nothing more than piss me off majorly. I must like being pissed.

I know that both the original writer and Dan aren't gonna see this, but if friends of mine broke up and the gf started airing the dirty laundry, I wouldn't say "wow, kinky dude", I think "wow, you're a douche, gf" because that's a dick move. Natural, true, but still a dick move.

I know that both the original writer and Dan aren't gonna see this, but if friends of mine broke up and the gf started airing the dirty laundry, I wouldn't say "wow, kinky dude", I think "wow, you're a douche, gf" because that's a dick move. Natural, true, but still a dick move.

Rudy! Ya see, Theo, I'm Curious Cosby.