I remember the James role was played by Scott Baio (recast?) because he was trying to tell the Kirstie Alley woman that he loved her, and said "Let me count the ways". 2nd was her mind, and 4th was her behind. The utter height of humor for smaller me.

Taxi, Soap, WKRP. Plus, Matlock!

I usually don't like candy corn, but there was this lady I knew that made her own, and they were super buttery/saltysweet tasting. I am a discerning candy eater.

I usually don't like candy corn, but there was this lady I knew that made her own, and they were super buttery/saltysweet tasting. I am a discerning candy eater.

Maybe our Showbiz made cotton candy too, because I distinctly remember trying some and insta-gagging, yet, I kept tasting it, trying to figure out the melting thing. I was a weird, fat kid.

Maybe our Showbiz made cotton candy too, because I distinctly remember trying some and insta-gagging, yet, I kept tasting it, trying to figure out the melting thing. I was a weird, fat kid.

I always hated cotton candy. Ew, and ick. My parents tried forcing that abomination on me growing up. And circus peanuts are of the devil.

I've read,I'm certain, thousands of books in my lifespan. I've been reading longer back than I can *remember*. There's not a day that goes by that I don't read for pleasure, whether online, on my tablet or curled up with a good old-fashioned book. I could no more tell you my first book than I could the first time I…

I replied earlier about having the same problem with Follow that Bird and The Care Bears Movie. Obviously your choices are a little more badass than mine.

Apparently my first movie was ET. I say apparently because I was a year old at the time. My dad always says I was good, but I had to honk his nose. Afterward, my catch phrase was "Be good". 
First movies I remember in theatres? Follow That Bird and The Care Bears Movie (both from 1985). My mom took us on buses to the…

Apparently my first movie was ET. I say apparently because I was a year old at the time. My dad always says I was good, but I had to honk his nose. Afterward, my catch phrase was "Be good". 
First movies I remember in theatres? Follow That Bird and The Care Bears Movie (both from 1985). My mom took us on buses to the…

Maybe he was fibbing about his age. Celebrities do that sort of thing, you know.

Maybe he was fibbing about his age. Celebrities do that sort of thing, you know.

"Dave, I'm pregnant."
"Aw, skeet skeet skeet!"

"Dave, I'm pregnant."
"Aw, skeet skeet skeet!"

One of our local stations showed MST3K late Saturday night, and my sister and I would watch it, followed by the last hour of SNL. I don't remember when we discovered Comedy Central, but once we did our whole family watched the new ones, and the MST3K Hour. I was a little  too young to be allowed to see the movie first…

One of our local stations showed MST3K late Saturday night, and my sister and I would watch it, followed by the last hour of SNL. I don't remember when we discovered Comedy Central, but once we did our whole family watched the new ones, and the MST3K Hour. I was a little  too young to be allowed to see the movie first…

I love that movie so much, I have the non-riffed version! My dad still randomly calls people Droppo.

I love that movie so much, I have the non-riffed version! My dad still randomly calls people Droppo.

On this very site, it was revealed that the dude on here is now homeless thanks to hookers. Good times!