We don't have 'em where I live, but the theatres are like your local AMC with  even stickier floors.

Why is Franch not a bottled thing? Seriously, I had a salad with Franch on Sunday- that thing was good!

Why is Franch not a bottled thing? Seriously, I had a salad with Franch on Sunday- that thing was good!

I second these, and also "The Late Shift" for how this whole mess got started. I read this a year after it came out, right before high school. It certainly made me look at my business classes a different way.

I second these, and also "The Late Shift" for how this whole mess got started. I read this a year after it came out, right before high school. It certainly made me look at my business classes a different way.

I even loved the news team on our NBC affiliate the best, 'cause they were on NBC and therefore the best. (Even now, they're the number 1 rated news and have been for a long time.)

I even loved the news team on our NBC affiliate the best, 'cause they were on NBC and therefore the best. (Even now, they're the number 1 rated news and have been for a long time.)

As a kid, I'd walk to the Hoosier Dome garage, singing to the tune of Toni Braxton's "Just Another Sad Love Song" 'It's just another sad Colts came, breaking their heads insanely'. (I was a slow child.) How quickly memories fade!

As a kid, I'd walk to the Hoosier Dome garage, singing to the tune of Toni Braxton's "Just Another Sad Love Song" 'It's just another sad Colts came, breaking their heads insanely'. (I was a slow child.) How quickly memories fade!

I'm sure I watched this show before. Hello, I Love Money? On VH1, spinoff of their hookup shows? (l loved the fool out of the second series. Call me, Tailor Made!)

I'm sure I watched this show before. Hello, I Love Money? On VH1, spinoff of their hookup shows? (l loved the fool out of the second series. Call me, Tailor Made!)

We watched this during summer school (back when you went to summer school just 'cause and not because you had to) and I burst into tears during that song. I was a weird kid.

We watched this during summer school (back when you went to summer school just 'cause and not because you had to) and I burst into tears during that song. I was a weird kid.

I guess I don't have to feel guilty for the handy I gave my then-boyfriend during Titanic then. Whew!

I guess I don't have to feel guilty for the handy I gave my then-boyfriend during Titanic then. Whew!

Man, that's powerful stuff.

Man, that's powerful stuff.

For some reason, I first thought he was Al Molinaro (who might be dead) and then Richard Kind (who, from what I've seen of him lately, might also be dead). I'm heartily ashamed.

For some reason, I first thought he was Al Molinaro (who might be dead) and then Richard Kind (who, from what I've seen of him lately, might also be dead). I'm heartily ashamed.

We get those via fax a lot. I laugh at them, because I'm mean.
"Pig Iron Maiden would like to recall the comment 'We get those via fax'."