Oh sweet lord let it be Bam. Please.

badoom cchhhhhh

My Bloody Valentine looked way better than Coraline in 3D. On DVD version comparison anyway. As far as the films themselves compare, Coraline was an instant classic just like James and the Giant Peach and My Bloody valentine was peanut-turd brittle.

I thought The Happening was pretty bad as well. I don't remember a great deal about it (I suspect because it wasn't memorable), but I remember thinking, "this is a movie where people run from nothing." Just dull.

Some of this brings to mind a great 'Wonder Showzen' segment;

I think that an appointed group of responsible adults (perhaps those above) should get together and hammer out a checklist for artists to adhere to. A checklist that guaranteed the finished product would qualify as publicly viewable art would make things a lot easier. The world needs art that is easily consumable by…