I've noticed lately that I seem to have a burgeoning knee fetish. I've always liked every part of a woman, but lately the knees have been unusually arousing. Especially when covered in a nice pair of tights or stockings. It's the damndest thing.

I don't get it either. Whoever buys that fucking thing probably deserves to be punched in the forehead by someone wearing it.

I don't get it either. Whoever buys that fucking thing probably deserves to be punched in the forehead by someone wearing it.

Not really a Turd Tale, but my parents briefly disowned me for farting in the frozen foods section at Cub Foods when I was 10 or so. The ironic thing was my dad ripped one when we first walked into the store, although there was nary a soul around. I took this as a ribald challenge from my old man, and when I felt one…

Not really a Turd Tale, but my parents briefly disowned me for farting in the frozen foods section at Cub Foods when I was 10 or so. The ironic thing was my dad ripped one when we first walked into the store, although there was nary a soul around. I took this as a ribald challenge from my old man, and when I felt one…

Yeah, The Killing always reminded me of one of those crazy ass fat ladies that gets on the bus a few stops after yours and immediately starts loudly chatting up the driver, who could care less, about her crazy fat lady woes. Then when you look at her, thinking "What the fuck? Why does she think anyone and everyone on…

Yeah, The Killing always reminded me of one of those crazy ass fat ladies that gets on the bus a few stops after yours and immediately starts loudly chatting up the driver, who could care less, about her crazy fat lady woes. Then when you look at her, thinking "What the fuck? Why does she think anyone and everyone on…

Beep Beep, who got the keys to the Jeep?

Beep Beep, who got the keys to the Jeep?

"See You In Hell" by Grim Reaper

"See You In Hell" by Grim Reaper

Septic Offering

Septic Offering

I was eating a salad at my desk when I read that part and immediately had to close the window as gagging ensued.

I was eating a salad at my desk when I read that part and immediately had to close the window as gagging ensued.

Gene: "I'm gonna be the DEMONNNNN!!!!"
Ace: "Ehhh! I'm the Starman and shit! Ack!"
Paul: "You just know I gotta be the LOVAH!"

Gene: "I'm gonna be the DEMONNNNN!!!!"
Ace: "Ehhh! I'm the Starman and shit! Ack!"
Paul: "You just know I gotta be the LOVAH!"

Saddle shoes. You could do maybe brown and tan, or I've seen some navy and gray styles too.

Saddle shoes. You could do maybe brown and tan, or I've seen some navy and gray styles too.

Someone had sex with this person?