"omg keh$a's dad is totes hot lol"

Nah, I'm too shy for that sort of thing.

Nah, I'm too shy for that sort of thing.

"Buffalo Wild Wings™ Waitstaff Retreat 2010"

"Buffalo Wild Wings™ Waitstaff Retreat 2010"

Yeah, but they might be negated by the Black Flag Everything Went Black t-shirt underneath, the very occasional cigarette, and the rat nest on my head (seriously, my cat Alfred Hitchcock sits on the top of my favorite chair when I'm sitting in it, waiting for something to pop out. I wash it and all, but it gets unruly…

Yeah, but they might be negated by the Black Flag Everything Went Black t-shirt underneath, the very occasional cigarette, and the rat nest on my head (seriously, my cat Alfred Hitchcock sits on the top of my favorite chair when I'm sitting in it, waiting for something to pop out. I wash it and all, but it gets unruly…

Thanks! It's cool though, I got a nifty black blazer (it's velvet!) that pairs nicely with the saddle shoes.

Thanks! It's cool though, I got a nifty black blazer (it's velvet!) that pairs nicely with the saddle shoes.

I suppose it's no big deal, if you're husband is into Burberry. Personally, I'd be happy with a pair of comfy fleece deals, but that's just me.

I suppose it's no big deal, if you're husband is into Burberry. Personally, I'd be happy with a pair of comfy fleece deals, but that's just me.

I ended up trying the pizza waffle thing I mentioned last week, with Kashi whole grain waffles. They were ok, but don't hold a candle to regular dough. I toasted the waffles before putting the sauce, cheese and toppings on, but they still got a little limp. Some pretty good turkey sausage and pepperoni, along with the…

I ended up trying the pizza waffle thing I mentioned last week, with Kashi whole grain waffles. They were ok, but don't hold a candle to regular dough. I toasted the waffles before putting the sauce, cheese and toppings on, but they still got a little limp. Some pretty good turkey sausage and pepperoni, along with the…

Yeah, this is horrible. Hopefully much better things have come your way in the years since. This kinda makes my story of a friend losing his girlfriend to the frontman of Nerf Herder pale in comparison.

Yeah, this is horrible. Hopefully much better things have come your way in the years since. This kinda makes my story of a friend losing his girlfriend to the frontman of Nerf Herder pale in comparison.

On top of all that, the film uses Wikipedia as reference. Wikipedia.

On top of all that, the film uses Wikipedia as reference. Wikipedia.

I got love for Heavy Devy, but I haven't heard anything outside of SYL. I'm sure I should rectify that.

I got love for Heavy Devy, but I haven't heard anything outside of SYL. I'm sure I should rectify that.

Oh, thanks then! I haven't completely given up - I think the right, subtle shirt and/or tie could make it work.