So are these guys similar to one of those Rise Records bands where they all have that same Peppermint Patty haircut, Orange backlines, and hacky, lazy "breakdowns" or are they more of the camo shorts and beards set?

I'm in a hardcore band and most of our songs are about the history of Apple, from their salad days of the IIe all the way up to the latest iPad and iPhone. We haven't come up with a good name for our style of music yet, though.

I'm in a hardcore band and most of our songs are about the history of Apple, from their salad days of the IIe all the way up to the latest iPad and iPhone. We haven't come up with a good name for our style of music yet, though.

If the girls were wearing Rompers it would be some sort of sartorial self fulfilling prophecy, seeing how they look like a sack of shit to begin with.

If the girls were wearing Rompers it would be some sort of sartorial self fulfilling prophecy, seeing how they look like a sack of shit to begin with.

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus That's correct. You just glean that kind of info when the bar with the best scotch selection is in close proximity to a Pier 1 Imports.

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus That's correct. You just glean that kind of info when the bar with the best scotch selection is in close proximity to a Pier 1 Imports.

I can't see a romper without thinking of my grandma down in FL in the 80's. I guess if you survive the Great Depression, getting sand out of terrycloth ain't but shit!

I can't see a romper without thinking of my grandma down in FL in the 80's. I guess if you survive the Great Depression, getting sand out of terrycloth ain't but shit!

I've heard Bacardi and Diet Coke is even lower than that. I'm too insecure to look it up though.

I've heard Bacardi and Diet Coke is even lower than that. I'm too insecure to look it up though.

"Bichez leive. Thats wat teh people are goin to say to obama tihs novmeber"
—Yahoo! News Comments Robocop script.

"Bichez leive. Thats wat teh people are goin to say to obama tihs novmeber"
—Yahoo! News Comments Robocop script.

I'd say at this point "Sandler" could be considered industry shorthand for "Not Screened For Critics".

I'd say at this point "Sandler" could be considered industry shorthand for "Not Screened For Critics".

When you someone even.

When you someone even.

I'm not really all that informed, but I'll bet Skinnygirl wine is probably a favorite among a certain sect of middle-aged women while getting their ugly ass gargoyle feet pedicured and complaining about their fat shithead husbands.

I'm not really all that informed, but I'll bet Skinnygirl wine is probably a favorite among a certain sect of middle-aged women while getting their ugly ass gargoyle feet pedicured and complaining about their fat shithead husbands.

Wait, is Usher the same guy that Ludacris keeps referring to as "Ursher"?