That first one is one is pretty great. The second one is awesome as well, although there's the glaring omission of South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

@avclub-ccddb19d94622d5ff1ee354d99d24d20:disqus I have one, a closed back 2x12, and it's a beast but still manageable. I can't imagine what the 4x12s are like. Hopefully there's no stairs involved at your gigs.

@BobbyBrownGoesDown:disqus Yeah, I just put an EQ pedal in front and call it good.

I used to see local bands with 15 year olds playing through brand new Mesa Dual Rectifier halfstacks (~$3,000 for those unfamiliar) a few years ago when all that MySpace screamo shit was going on. Apparently nowadays the kids all have to have Orange cabs or they'll never get signed to Rise Records, or maybe it's the…

I've got one of those too. They're pretty great except for the effects loop. I just run anything I use up front.

@avclub-51a4481447f563d89973aadd7e6cb95b:disqus There's three stages to them: there's the guitarist who is fit and good looking - the "hot guy" of the group, then there's the bass player, who's kind of "middle of the road", and then there's the lead singer, "that fat guy from Rascall Flatts" AKA Rascal Fatts.

I'm with you. I find it hard to have a strong opinion about him either way. I can see the resentment of his success. Some people might say his music is easy and arbitrary to create, just pushing buttons and moving faders as opposed to learning an instrument and he's had some unfair advantages (It's hard to imagine an…

That's pretty interesting about the southern frats. It seems like most of the Midwestern frats were into OAR and Dave Matthews, at least when I was in school.

On the Fart Front, that fat guy from Rascall Flatts has gotta be packing some Howitzers.

Dibs on JERK 2 SURVIVE for a band name.

Yeah? At the screening I was at a guy just went up and down the aisles sucking at everyone's faces with a Shop-Vac.

CODPIECE!!!!!

Yeah. They're probably gonna start stocking up on Barefoot Bubbly tonight.

The gals in Accounts Payable are so excited now!!!

It's true, although she never gave us an excuse so much as a "fuck you, I'm 83 years old".

My grandma used to wear those. We called them Fart Cloaks.

What the fuck is this BetterOats nonsense? Why do they think I would want to watch a video and sing along to a song of oats with some goofball in pajamas? Regular oats are just fine by me! I get so sick of these bullshit bearded, TOM's shoes wearing asshole fartknockers trying to invent a square wheel that works…

Ummmm, we prefer to be called a tribute band. Oh, and by the way, our enormous shorts are ready to be picked up from the dry cleaners. I thought that green UV Vodka would never come out.

Limp Bizkit is going to be in real trouble when DJ Lethal comes back for vengeance with his new band, WiKkYd hOMieZ.

That scratching in their music isn't DJ Lethal, it's the opening of hundreds of velcro wallets with no money in them.