I'm with you there. I'd seen Cloverfield a few times, but one night I had friends over and put it on after I'd had quite a few beers. Bad idea.

I'm with you on the people eating onscreen. Christopher Plummer eating those chocolate covered cherries in Cold Creek Manor grossed me the fuck out, and it was kind of a shitty movie to boot.

I CUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM
BLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I beg, I beg. Be careful with my balls, they're as fragile as eggs!"

DINGOS ATE MY FETUS

And the nominees for Best Actor are……

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus From what I've seen, it depends.

Finally, some sort of catharsis for all of the fourteen year old boys whose financial portfolios were ravaged.

"Which, if any, of the following offers have you seen from KFC in the past 30 days?

Agreed. Personally, it's not for me (but I'm glad people are excited about it) and I'm too old to be spewing Twilight-style venom all over it. With that said, I'll just be over here, salivating over Prometheus.

Man, people are getting entirely too worked up over The Fucking Hunger Games. Just be glad you didn't post anything about autism. There are posters who only register to throw a conniption about that one.

Kardashian Kollection Intimates - because they had to come up with something quick before "Kardashian Kouture Kollection" labels were sewn in.

Nat Faxon. That'd be a great action hero name. So would TJ Maxx, come to think of it…..

Shitty as in "music that isn't good", or as in "an iPod that was stuffed up someone's ass" shitty? Can it be both?

30-40% sounds about right. More if you include pimps and Dance Moms.

This guy hasn't fucked off yet?

She's wearin' a Yankees cap 'cause her hair looks retarded
Every time I hear her sing, it sounds like someone farted
She can't sing worth a shit, let the truth be spoken
Only care about her ass when m'chicken needs chokin'
While she's got Russel Brand's pecker
Twistin' it like Chubby Checker
I'm goin' to each bathroom in…

Michael Bay having a film directing career complete with a multi-million dollar salary is one of a myriad of reasons I don't read the bible.

Yeah, but I bet T-Dog still has an inner badass of his own, waiting to be unleashed. I bet he could even trump Daryl's zombie ear necklace with a Run DMC style dookie rope chain made out of zombie big toes.

I CAN'T SEEM TO FORGET YOOOUUUUUU!