I know the early part of the year is historically a dumping ground where studios burn bad movies off until summer blockbuster time, but it's close to March. How much of this shit do they have?

I think it's the Yale that's pronounced "Yowl-E".

Weren't a lot of their CD cases just opaque orange plastic with a sticker of the album cover on the front?

He called some random troller-type who kept antagonizing him a "BROKE ASS NICKLE AND DIME GAS STATION PIZZA EATING BITCH" once. That's probably one of the funnier takedowns I've seen from him.

HOW IS ZODDI FORMED?

Agreed. I liked Green the day it came out, and I still like it today. "Hash Pipe" and "Photograph" were actually refreshing to hear on the radio in the depths of 2001 nu-metal hell. Of course it can't step to Blue and Pinkerton, but it's pretty solid none the less, and worth rescuing from a "Used" bin if you don't…

I guess here's as good a place as any to admit my soft spot for Chris Elliot in Scary Movie 2, especially the dinner scene. I wouldn't buy the DVD or anything, but if it's on late at night I might stay for that one scene and then change the channel before I get too much Tori Spelling exposure.

I can agree with Def Leppard, AC/DC, and Aerosmith being considered metal, at least until the advent of heavier, darker stuff ("The Big Four") pushed them out. Now they're relegated to hard rock.

It always seemed like a stretch to me too, but I yield to no one in my love for Pyromania. I just don't call it metal.

Agreed. I think he could have trimmed the fat on some of that pre-metal stuff (Paganini? Uh, okay…) in the first few episodes and at least covered Acid Bath and Kyuss.

I laughed at the not trying to pronounce NWOBHM phonetically line. I watched the NWOBHM episode of Metal Evolution on Sunday, and Sam Dunn kept doing it.

I can't see these things making it very far. They're stupid looking for one, and if you give stupid people the opportunity to do something stupid, they will.

You could still find the same kind of kids. You"ll just have to go to Guitar Center.

Take a look at the scraggly 14 year olds in your local Target parking lot. They struggle to pull off shitty little ollies, or even stay on their boards when one of their wheels encounters a jellybean-sized rock. Are you willing to let these kids take to the skies?

Red herrings.

Cat food.

Community.

2 Broke Girls.

Djent.

Kanye West.