I have to agree with you. I was once an assistant manager at a shoe store that played the local easy listening station all day, every day. An endless loop of Michael Buble's "Home" and that Keith Urban "Take your cat and leave my sweater" song as the soundtrack to me trying to avoid putting shoes on the arthritic,…

On the metal front, you can really ruin someone's night with this, especially if you've got a pretty powerful setup:

Oh shit, I forgot about this one. Alternate between this and that "Oh, What A Night" song by Frankie Valley and I think I'd be driven to do something that would end up on ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER's YouTube channel.

I've had some tweaker neighbors like that. Their musical tastes ran the broad spectrum of Nickleback to Hollywood Undead.

Ah Created
Ah Created
Ah Created My Own SundaaaaAAAAaaaAaae!!!!

Ain't nothin' wrong with usin' a lil' booter and uhl now'n again!

Yeah, but you kind of have to hand it to them for getting those tanning beds so clean.

He has that affect on movies. He actually made people not want to see a movie that featured Jessica Alba in a bathtub.

Dane Cook tongue twister - say this three times fast:

Also, "Drive" and "King Of The World", respectively.

Our Suggestions Thread:

One kicks asses.
One licks asses.

My original thought was Lester. He can certainly do the crazy homicidal part but probably doesn't have the right look. He'd be good as the junkyard owner, or maybe a cameo as the blacksmith if he dialed it down a little.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus Not exactly, but thanks for that!

I agree. It seems like being known primarily as an athlete has already backed her into a corner. If she's discerning with the scripts she gets, I bet she could do pretty well with some Warrior and Million Dollar Baby-type fare.

ISOSCELES SQUEEZE MOTHERFUCKERZ!!!!!1!!

this is actually pretty good news maybe now we will finally get that child of god adaptation with gary busey

I have it on good authority that the wind has blown everybody in town!

Wait, that's not Langston Hughes in that picture up there?

It is kind of hard not to say it when you're married to one.