Someone should release a line of wifebeaters, I would be all over that

This sounds like the best thing to come out of Australia since…ummm…I got nothing.

they are all jabronies to me

Wi Too Low

The one time I remember doing a lot of nitrous I was at a house party and randomly made out with this superhot black girl.  Kissing her lips was like falling into a soft and squishy bed of pudding.

That is an absolutely horrifying anecdote.  Really?  Sounds like it's from a John Waters movie.

or cake

He also has a sharknado of a pecker, and is modest about it.

Oh my goodness!

I do like one track, Days of '49.  It's a good little story-song!  Other wise, garbage.  HATED this record when I got it for like $.50 cents at Second Hand Tunes in Oak Park.  I still felt ripped off.

When seizure boy says "Let's watch the video, I'll rewind it!"  Like someone his age knows what the fuck "rewind" is.  He's got a bunch of betamax tapes?  Maybe some Captain and Tennile cassettes at home?  No young person would say that about playing a video on a phone.  Totally pulled me out of the moment.  But it…

Yeah, he's just aping his father here.  I said to Ms.ofDreams when watching "Looks like someone's tryin' to speachify like his old man"

I loved it when Iron Maiden went through the spittoon and recycled that one.

All the likes for you.

Making your way
as a Juggalette today
takes everything you got

Totally don't remember the score, it has been many years, but Walsh's performance really stuck with me.  Thanks for the heads up.

He was great as the pissed-off truck driver that fucks w/ Kurt Russell in Breakdown, He was also the best thing about the fair-to-middlin' King adaptation of Needful Things.  Love me some JT Walsh.  X-Files too!

TNMT:  Secret of the Syphilitic Cooze

Sad story, I love this record.  I did the same thing w/ Hello Nasty a couple years later though.  I guess we just had a bit of a different curve.

I have been sick for three weeks now, my strep throat turned into a middle and outer ear infection.  It is really hot and humid and the air is out in my crappy old car.  Saw today that my bank accounts are overdrawn, I got a letter from the IRS saying I owe them $500, and the kitchen and bathroom sinks are both…