How about some Louie Jordan foodstuffs?  Beans and cornbread, they go hand in hand…

BRAINS FOR BREAKFAST, BRAINS FOR LUNCH, WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME GUTS? oi oi oi

This really saddens me.  I love the original so much.

there was one good line, something about "rubbernecking"

ARE YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

I would be happy seeing Dinklage cast as about anyone in any situation ever, hell, as the Andre the Giant character in a remake of Princess bride?  Sure.

Shouldn't this house be built on a mossy bank?

People don't even care about professional women's basketball!

Fuck you, The Killing!  (season)

whilst smoking Luckies

THANKS OBAMA

I like Spirits of the Dead a lot, I was hoping they would ask him about working with Fellini.  Toby Dammit is very loosely based on the Poe story "Never bet the Devil Your Head."  The middle story, William Wilson, is also worth checking out.  Fun stuff.  

There was one line in there where the chief of police yelled something like "I Wanna see some action out there!"  It still cracks me up to think about it.  The intensity of the rage against the big shellfish!

I. LOVE. HER. SO. MUCH.  Just saying, I even re-watched Fast Sofa for her.

FLAGGED

There actually is a movie about killer mollusks.  And it's not too terrible!  http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Seriously, I thought you had to be a priest for that exemption…

Kickstand FTW

9 out of 10 kids prefer actual humor to name-calling

I will check this out for sure, thanks for the recommendation!