The difference in eyebrow thickness is truly astounding.

Alestorm or walk the plank

"Bridge of Death" or GTFO

I fucking love the word "taciturn" for some reason.  Thank you.

Serious question - if they keep upping taxes on cigarettes, and they want all that satisfying, smooth tax revenue, why not advertise cigarettes again?  We can put all these disclaimers on it and say how it is all bad for you and shit, and get the ad revenue, keep the tobacco industry employing people, and make more…

Nicer weather = more killing.  Look at Chicago shooting numbers, cross reference with weather.

I try and keep the romance alive with some mystery, but I guess that's good info.  I'm just all like "freshly shorn, eh?  However this happened, this one's a keeper!" 

So what she is trying to convey with this gesture is that she shaves her cooch, which, in itself, is a good thing.  Probably not the best way to make that point though.

i wish i had a pair of bongos

And, of course, possibly the worst B-boys line ever "I was makin' records when you was suckin your mothas dick"

I have no idea what this "Uncle Sam's" deal is, and I am pretty happy about that!

That's how I respond to personal ads.

Been done too, Dr. Somnambula from the Batman TV series.  And I have no idea how the shit I remembered that.

One hand washes the other, so to speak

Hillary, duh

Yeah I smoke cheeba

I honestly think that a remake (or sequel I guess, I hate even using the word) of Running Man with the right cast could be so much fun.  Makes much more sense than Total Recall remake.

Does Jay Z look like kind of a bitch in that picture or what?  I totally just pictured him with a long blonde Lil' Kim wig immediately when I opened this page.

Also, Masters of Horror was so much fun, especially Cigarette Burns!  Directed by John Carpenter and starring Udo Kier and Walking Dead redneck guy!

Tales From the Hood is nigh unwatchable, but that Snoop LionDog thing where he is some kinda blacksploitation horror pimp or something?  Too lazy to look it up but that was fun.