I'd like to see him take on Gentle Ben.

Yeah, but are grades any better? I find it kind of amusing he felt misrepresented by Rotten Tomatoes' "reads' of his letter grades, which are just slightly less dumbed-down if you ask me.

I have to wonder what David Lynch thought of all this.

Funny People was a movie that told you it was about funny people but looked like it was going to be horribly depressing and possibly preachy. Plus it had Adam Sandler in dour mode, which no one wants to see (not even in Punch Drunk love, which was pretty good despite him, and would have been much better had it…

To contrast, an episode of Mad Men has like a 2-3 million dollar budget. I realize Mad Men doesn't have a star of Frank Langella's caliber (easily $10 mil just to secure him), but still.

At this point movie theaters exist primarily for parents to kill two hours with their kids, for teenagers to go to fondle each other in the dark because they're 16 and it's the Midwest and they have to get out of the house, and for awkward gatherings of family members who have nothing to say to each other to also kill…

I watched it with real life friends and it was hilarious.

Maybe he'll move to a quaint town in New Hampshire, and we'll have six episodes of will-he-or-won't-he with a volunteer fireman.

Lifetime pass is far too generous. I'd give him the first twenty minutes of his next movie, tops.

Prawns are just Predators that got owned.

I just realized… The "prawns" represent black people!

Kingley on the Sopranos was better than Kingsley on the Simpsons. I think.

Even if it's a forgery, which it most likely isn't, what difference does it make? Does that make the diary somehow invalid as literature?

The trailers do look good. But then again, the trailers for Independence Day were fucking amazing.

Yeah, what's up with Verhoeven and the crotch shots? We really didn't need that five minute slo-mo of Robocop's penis becoming engorged.

I remember the time Ted Knight forcefully violated Monroe with his fist. But they couldn't charge him with anything, because he was wearing the Cosmic Cow puppet at the time, and that crazy cow has a mind of its own.

This looks like "What Dreams May Come" meets "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel."

"I just don't think anyone has really figured out how to utilize Morissette's slightly aloof acting style before Weeds did."

I like it when he does the Recliner of Rage bit.

Yeah, go watch the original HBO special from 1984 or whenever… Pee Wee wasn't for the kids, not until the Saturday Morning show, which itself was extremely subversive.