Pretty much all of the "missing person gets sighted everywhere" kind of stories ended that way.

Pretty much all of the "missing person gets sighted everywhere" kind of stories ended that way.

I remember that one just because it was one of the few that happened in Michigan.

I remember that one just because it was one of the few that happened in Michigan.

Any given weekday in the summer as a kid you could find me watching Lifetime (television for women) at noon watching UM reruns.

Any given weekday in the summer as a kid you could find me watching Lifetime (television for women) at noon watching UM reruns.

>Implying
>On the A.V. Club

>Implying
>On the A.V. Club

I miss the Outdoor Life Network (which became Versus). Sometimes you just gotta watch guys pan for gold as filmed by a consumer grade camera.

I miss the Outdoor Life Network (which became Versus). Sometimes you just gotta watch guys pan for gold as filmed by a consumer grade camera.

Why are you running?

Why are you running?

So…..James Bond is a Time Lord?

So…..James Bond is a Time Lord?

…but not the one we deserved.

…but not the one we deserved.

You merely order martinis, I was born in a bar, I didn't know sobriety until I was a man.

You merely order martinis, I was born in a bar, I didn't know sobriety until I was a man.

LIES

LIES