g-[BZZZ!]

As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your
friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube.
Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.

At the end of the experiment, you will be baked, and then there will be cake

@Chryso42:disqus

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm
serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even
testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you.
It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now
validated your birth mother's…

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm
serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even
testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you.
It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now
validated your birth mother's…

Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

[slow clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing.

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. But then you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic.

Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain
safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is
 absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your
 victory candescence.

Falow.

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.

Oh. It's you.

[claps slowly three times] Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing.