Aziz Ansari
Is a modern Gilligan at best. A shrill and unpleasant little pube at worst. Or did I get that backwards? Either way, Aziz + MTV Movie Awards = Terrible2

Why not kill both?

Beige applies aptly to both Jen Aniston and Avatar Aussie Sam Worthington, but methinks Corgan is more a shade of ocher.

@Legface - She at least had the decency to make sure the needles ended up where they belong. In the toilet.

She has stated loving a lot of their work, which makes me think they DEFINITELY hate her.

Its twitter, u totes run outta room so fa

Yikes. Does it matter?

"…the most common paths for 90s alt-rockers are giant hollow-cheeked baby man and melted mannequin."
Best. Caption. Ever.

Too bad Charles Bronson is already dead…

I was born to do two things:
Turn letters around and record shitty dance-pop. And guess what? I'm outta letters…

No, I think she's right - Holly G. was/is the epitome of what happens when a society turns inward on itself and stares endlessly into the leather-lidded eyes of a reality-star-turned-demi-chanteuse as she tells them, in essence, to "relax, relax. Fight it. Fight it. There we are… See? Becoming brain-dead isn't painful…

@Wrath of Kong - http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Jeff: "Charlie… I need to you to record my eating habits."

…so did you love it, or what?

Clever it is, then!

Pancakes anytime, I say!

"Look at us, crying like a couple of girls!"