Okay, so thoughts on GTA V? I'm assuming you've completed the main story and are just hanging out in Los Santos conducting guided tours now?

I'm just imagining a dirty, sleazy biker bar and when Breaking Bad starts, a man that looks like a cross between Danny Trejo and Clancy Brown and covered from head to toe in tattoos stands up to shout, "YO EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! BREAKING BAD'S ON!!!!"

TOYNBEE IDEA
IN MOViE `2001
RESURRECT DEAD
ON PLANET JUPITER

I was about to say! Nothing wrong with Timothy Olyphant's portrayal, or indeed with the character of Seth Bullock, but on a show with so many incredible and vividly realized characters, Bullock tended to play the volatile straight-man to this wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Buenos Dias, AV Club! Como estas?

Congratulations! Welcome to Erf, Private Broccoli!

It gets better as it goes along, although I would say the Season 2 is probably my favorite.

I thought for a second you were talking about Peter Weller's Leviathan and I thought to myself, wow, that's the most powerful reaction that film has probably ever elicited. But, no, you were talking about the abstract documentary set on a fishing vessel. I really want to see it on the big screen, even if, from what…

Lyme Disease sounds awful. Hope you're feeling better.

I finished Iain M Banks' Consider Phlebas over the weekend. Man, that is a serious downer ending.

Gilbert Gottfried.

"ABC" is a weird song, because the middle breakdown actually sounds like Michael Jackson is having a breadown.

Sounds like you got Heinrich-rolled.

Oh Christ that song makes me shit myself.

Wait… how long have FYC been making music? Or were you getting yourself some hot Time-Traveller action?

"Rednecks" by Randy Newman is a song which is hard to play in most social situations let alone romantic ones (unless you happen to be that fucked up couple from Boardwalk Empire. That show's really going for it in terms of warped sexual encounters.)

Holy shit, the Pryce/Van Vuuren incident is horrible.

I guess you could say that NBC decided to…

OF SEX

They do delivery!