Plop-metal
He coined it, people.

Doug Benson should be in it, too.

I'm confused. Was Wesley Snipes in Independence Day? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that was a totally different black guy.

And yes, Carol/Cheryl is hot, but Lana is ridiculously hot.

Madsen! Chris Penn! And several others. Still not worth watching, somehow.

Mulholland Falls is Nolte, Chazz Palminteri, and a couple of other people who I don't remember, but it opens with a frustratingly edited hooker scene with Connelly and an about-to-die-in-the-movie Malkovich. I remembered her being topless, which Oh My God, but I actually went back and watched it again and she ain't. …

Chris sounded like he was sitting throughout that entire record. I was very disappointed.

I love it when you can listen to a band's entire catalog for the first time and put the records in the order of release without knowing their years.

Nickelodean/Nolen
Koski, just because you're writing about illiterate internet stuff doesn't mean you can sink to their level.

Spoiler alert for Bad News Bears, too. God damn it.

They also do the unjustifiably priced 60-, 90-, and 120-Minute superhop IPAs. At least now I know they're from Delaware, which may explain why they're charging fifteen bucks for a six-pack.

I'm very disappointed
…That this wasn't reviewed by Sam Adams.

Maxwell continues to threaten the music industry.

Hello, Benson. You're QUITE goodat…turning…ME on.

I would buy anything Donald Sutherland told me to.

The Final Cut, with its minimal drum presence, seems trancy enough. I have a hard time staying awake through that one.

It's probably been stated far lower in the comments but it amuses me that ol' VJ doesn't even bother trying to stay in character for this interview; like "Fuck I care, no need to represent when ain't ONE of my ninjas read this phony hipsta shit."
But yeah, props to Rabin for keeping a straight face. The whole time, I…

Flaubert, make it a short where the punchline is that he's playing Hitman. That there's a solid fourteen seconds of entertainment.

It's hard to take seriously the threat of violence from most of the grumblers in heavy music. I like Tom Araya, for expression of rage AND lyrical clarity.

I made a mixtape with "My Beloved Monster" and Smash Mouth's "All Star" and Cale's version of "Hallelujah" and I think it also had a Monkees cover.