Transformers
They should let Tyler Perry take a stab at it. He could use a new franchise.

I had no idea they existed. The Lala samples here are hugely interesting and I'd like to hear some studio recordings. Does the new one sound any more polished/produced? To MySpace!

You can find statistics to make whatever point you want. 87% of people know that.

Dream Team
I really liked this movie. Michael Keaton has always been grossly underrated but it also had Peter Boyle, Christopher Loyd, and the nervous guy from Animal House. Hijinks!

How can you believe it if it wasn't written by O'Neal?

Isn't reducing someone's entire body of work to a one-word judgment what being a hipster douchebag is all about?

Think of the target audience. Teenage girls apply delicate scrutiny only to shirtless visual effects.

Also boosting LTK's ranking: wheelie Kenworths and that Law & Order chick.

I read as far as "heaving cleavage" and decided THAT was the best this review was gonna get for me.

Do it for practically nothing, then spend a fortune to pretend it never happened.

Bingo, Curly. Thanks for that.

Heavily padded

Be sure to ask them right before they explode you.

I like these features because I don't go to the trouble of remembering these folks' names when I see them in the credits but the encapsulated body of work in RIP is amazing. Loved the Hustler for the reason stated above, great to see that this is all the same person.

Totally, but hopefully he'll lose forty pounds in a cross-country walk montage. I don't expect him to get back to Blade Runner weight but who ever heard of a doughy hobo?

What about…
List of famous vaguely-recently-dead musicians that haven't been adequately biopicked:
Michael Hutchence
Jeff Buckley

Um…SPOILERS?!

He already sold all his comix, so what's left to rob?

two pages!
Too bad no comments from the resident critics of heavy music, but it tickles me that Pete got two pages' worth from supporters and trolls on the AVClub.

Condom?! I just met them!