Poor Rover.

Am I the only one who sees "Degoba" and thinks of Luke Situation and JWOWW Leia?

A "male shower" obviously has a no-spray pizza zone. And if you get some on you, why, you're in a shower, so no problem!

"You can dance to it, too"
What are "Words that have never appeared in a review of a record I've bought?"

Don't forget the Inxs.

That's your window to weight gain!

"Suffused in gettin' busy" sounds awful.

You hipsters and your "reading." I ponder—with my eyes closed, in the silent prairie—that I may more fully and more purely experience truth.

{Not to throw stones, Lone Audience, but is it wise for you to suggest using the internet to solicit votes for execution?}

I'm disappointed Nick DiPaolo isn't in it. Had to doubletake the photo when I read "Andy Garcia."

"every conversation at an elevated decibel level"
Yup, that's [insert name of island in NY] for you!

I used to get excited when I saw Turturro's name on something. Not no mo.'

The drunken ramblings of an enthusiast
"Committed, but unable to finish a sentence without getting lost in the adjectives."
Say, I DO do that! I'll have to watch to keep a lid on it. Thanks, Handlen!

But [Gratuitous Simpsons Quote Time!], you're the highly suggestible type!

I too am stunned that it's been on for seven years. My exposure was blessedly limited to skimming part of the Rolling Stone piece (unless that was about Gossip Girl?) and the Family Guy episode (unless that was some other reality person trying too hard to counter her image?).
Let's see what I can ignore next!

You're drinking Homerhol?! I'll take a swig!

I also read 'breakfast wine,' but that's what I call beer so I don't seem like a lush for cracking a can at 9.30AM on Sunday.
Doesn't everything seem less gross when you drink it out of the bottle? I can't wait to try it.
And this seems as good a time as any to tell everyone and no-one that I wish I had the kind of job…

After the Vultures' SNL performance, we'll be adding Dave Grohl to the list, too. Bacon up that sausage, boy.

This is a song about a superhero named Tony!

It's not boring, but it's definitely not exciting. Do they, you know…rock, at all live? The songs are interesting, but you almost have to be horizontal in the dark to appreciate it. Half of these songs will accompany the Looking Up At The Stars Together scene in this year's Misfit/Hipster Kids Falling In Love…