THAT'S what else I'd sell with artificial arms.

This guy's a great interview.
"Your heart might throw up into your asshole, but it will age over time."
Spectacular.
That said, I don't think I need to see this but to know he created it is enough to make me want to give Xavier another chance.

That explains the lengthy and exact descriptions. Wait, what?

Is that Thomas Lennon in the pubes vid?

I would totally enter Jessica Biel's mantrap. Repeatedly. Mm-hm.

But together…Werewolf Pirates sounds like it'll be awesome.

May your coitus also be "brutal, brief, and squishy."

I bet that rehearsal studio sounds completely different than the slick record, and that to me is the biggest problem with power metal; I'd pay good money to listen to these (old!) guys play in a 20'x20' practice space, but the record sacrifices thunder for fake orchestra and chorus.

That's everybody's reaction to anything Toni Basil.

AHI could be arguing that "real" is two syllables, but screw that.

Re: Condom Father
Insert priest joke here
(I went through three horribly dark drafts before giving up)

By the way, two spaces after the colon is also considered appropriate.

Also the Def Leppard videos, even when they are the actual footage from the original, for some reason vary greatly in volume level.

Re: Eleven;Johannes is awesome. Schneider died?! Or weren't they married? 'Cause that was confusing in a we're-not-the-White-Stripes kind of way.
And nobody mentions how fat Dave Grohl is? Those were money-counting fat arms, people, not drum-bashing buff arms.
TCV: damn, that band should have stayed a…

*not to scale

The Nyemets are my favorite squadron.

Deftones "Deftones"
Which reminds me, I have to hose out my trunk.

Next you'll complain about Darryl Hannah in "Clan of the Cave Bear." Philistine.

I'm in!
Wait, no, sounds gross.
Then again…

Romantic Comedies
Interesting theory, Tasha.