Umm…
How many more "Failure Piles in Sadness Bowls" does this country need? Apparently one wasn't enough…

Yeah, even if the movie he's in is complete shit, Samuel L. Jackson is still good for at least one memorable line delivered with barely contained rage.

Zero Effect is a good one, but seems to me Stiller disappears about halfway through that movie only to reappear at the end? Its been a while since I last saw it though.

Seriously?
Those wind tunnels where decapitated heads fly around aren't as bad as they're made out to be. Some of those heads are wicked smart and pretty goddamn funny.

I was under the impression that punch & pie would be served?

BUZZ OFF, KID

Hamlet?

http://www.petergolden.com/…

Those of you familiar with Downtown LA take a closer look at car commercials. Seems the Westin Bonaventure is required to make an appearance in almost every one of them (since Figueroa on weekends is almost always closed off for commercials of one kind or another)

Apparently its about the ongoing saga of Mickey Rourke trying to stop Necrobutcher from sucking all those fat dicks.

Also, that elephant's been dead for about twelve years.

You bastard. "Break on Through (To the Other Side)" was playing on the radio as I read that…

According to TV Tropes, Kenneth is the Fonzie.

I too read these but don't watch the show. Actually, I'm kinda worried about if/when Heroes is canceled and losing out on these reviews and snarky comments…

I too would watch a show that devotes itself to Beck's schizophrenic tendencies.

"I…rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lotta shit you don't know about me! Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator!"

"I saw you at the airport, about a minute ago…You were good."

The Dutchman didn't get lost enroute to finding gold, did he?

Gleeth, I'm not British either, but the hidden idealist in me appreciated Jim secretly mocking everyone behind their backs for being insufferably pretentious.

I first read "The Catcher in the Rye" my junior year of high school and was blown away by the book, declaring its greatness to anyone who'd listen.