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ROCK THE ROOF OFF OF IT
Best. Ending. Ever.

YES! THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
Where does he fuck?

Nah, I bet Gaiman hates his guts.

Didn't they pretty much exhaust this idea
In the first five minutes of Click?

I WOULD LIKE A MAGICAL REMOTE
To rewind and keep this from happening.

PATTON OSWALT IS A NEAT GUY
I respect his opinions concerning movies!

HEY, ME TOO
I didn't listen to this album until fairy recently and now I wish I had done it earlier.

JOEL MCHALE
I mean, COME ON!

OH MAN
Home Movies references this apparently!

Ah, what?

Underrated?

I don't know which I'm more confused by:

For the record:

I forgot to add this on:

"Empty husks of cracked skulls and jokes covered the floor of every scene."

gah

WHAT THE HELL, GUILLERMO?
I don't understand how del Toro can love Hellboy so much (and he does) and yet fuck it up so badly.

Oh, the Three Cabelleros
How I loved them as a child.

Ultimatum is easily the worst of the three. It has the worst villain (I love David Strathairn, but it's a terrible character), Pamela Landy is in full annoyance capacity, and, I know this is a kind of cliche complaint, the camerawork is entirely too wild.

And for that matter, Bourne Ultimatum? It really boggles my mind when people pick the latest Bourne flick over the other two. I mean, they're pretty much all equally good, but, in my opinion, Ultimatum has the most flaws.