"Just heard from the Guinness rep; he's not coming. He's been fired in what he described as 'The world's biggest mistake'."

"Don't judge me on the how… until you see the why!"

Jane eating those nachos was just the hottest thing ever.

Wes Archers' direction of this episode was the fuckin' tits. And no mention of the epic "They'll finger anything with a pulse!" exchange? For shame.

I will never look at a transistor radio and/or a veal cutlet in the same way again…

Five minutes in, Archer already has me Googling "Horace Greeley".

Fucking yes. I will watch anything from the Morris/Iannucci/Armstrong/Blackwell camp.

"Do I shave its… Face?"

Brad: (sotto) "Hello, Blade."

We really do have VERY LOW standards now.

This review is a bit short, no?

I love a good Berlusconi bum-rape B-story. Totes stole the premise from my spec, though.

I dunno. I'm far from a Chris Brown apologist, but I am a fan of some of his hits…

I really hate to be THAT GUY but This Means War actually looks pretty funny. Certainly not a complete waste of time, at the very least.

"It's like being shot in the face with a glitter gun!"

I took my girlfriend to see this. She didn't like it.

Ri-DAWES on the Storm.

Because it is the only one worth talking about.

I feel like we need more Dean Malenko cameos. The one thing NBC Thursdays is missing is more Dragon sleeper holds.

"My God! It tastes worse than it smells!"