Best wishes to Scott's wife, seeing as she's the one who's having the kid.

I was thinking on the phone too, neoplasm, but only for the purpose of majorly fucking with Alec and Billy.

"Hypnotoad" got old after the third season.

Thanks for opening up the gates of hell for that damn smething pestilence to come back through, Pancho. Thanks a fuckin' lot.

Dammit, AV Club …
When are you going to post a job opening for a copy editor? You know you need me - everybody knows you need me! And I'm right here in Chicago! Come on!

I almost choked on my orange when I read your comment. Excellent work.

From candy bars to anal sex in less than five comments. Bravo.

Single
I heard the single the other day and my head almost imploded. But maybe I'll go check out the rest of it now. Maybe.