I thought Trix were for kids.

Next your going to try and tell me that the President's best friend is a pie that only he can see and that they go back in time for some reason or another.

Personally I plan to protest this movie as dancing is a sin.

So if I watch Breakin 2: Electric Bugaloo, am I going to Heaven or Hell?

I was just happy that 49B didn't turn out to be a Fulcrum agent. I hope she's back in the future.

Is scientography the religion followed by Tom Cruise and John Travolta?

Not all of us on the internet are fat. I'm just horribly out of shape…

The AV club used to be a polite place to discuss the drumming "talents" of Meg White, the weight issues of Beth Ditto and receive the occasional macing from Summer Glau.

Was Pauly Shore working at the Office Max?

Who's Rob Jeremy?

Oh there is still plenty of 'Baitin on these boards!

Does George Lopez punch Carlos Mencia in the face?

So does that mean God is black?

Why is it a post-apocalyptic samurai vampire movie?

"Do you sigh Nathan just prior to pressing play?"

That's it now I'm hungry and am headed to McDonalds to pick up a Mchotwife

What the hell is Grindcore anyway?

Well as I understand it she invented the cotton gin, which in turn prolonged slavery in the states and eventually in part led to the start of the civil war.

So would the AIDS or rape or various other completely insensitive and offensive jokes that are regularly made around here give you positive or negative karma?

The only time I don't like subtitles is when they are in white and the scenes are really bright. It's frustrating when a poor decision can make it difficult to actually read the subtitles.