Oddly, the only pages stuck together are the bald ones. I need to look into that.

Britney Spears
I'm hoping that I can print out the accompanying photos that go along with this feature and create a flip-book of Britney Spears devolving into a bald, raving lunatic. Then I can flip it backwards and watch her turn into a mouseketeer.

Wow, she wasn't kidding about the wooden roses.
At least that gives the recipient something weighty to throw at the sender.

They have an odd habit of stating declaratives in the form of the interrogative.
Don't they?

When will the remote correspondence piece from Chang be posted?.
Seriously, there's got to be some crazy shit to eat in Dubai. I expect video.

They're apparently sending him to Dubai, according to the video.