The social services line had me howling. I love sarcastic Alicia.

I gasped and may have yelled expletives at the screen. I've hated him all along but my god the confirmation was something else.

Ouch.

Couldn't we have all three and ditch one of those other really terrible sitcoms?

The way he makes my heart flutter, I'm going to need some device to regulate its beating!

The irony is we see so little evidence of actual parenting from the adults. Like, Kristina just enables Max, and Hank and his ex punish Ruby (duh) and then she's smiling in the next scene visiting her dad? I expected at least the 'you disappointed me' lecture. I would have been grounded until I was 18 if I pulled that…

I feel like when they were both laying on the ground in the Luncheonette there was a studied amount of space between them, like a purposely wide gap to avoid any potential misconceptions. It seemed almost weirder as a result.

Her entitlement knows no bounds. It really struck me when first her son, then she herself, ran into traffic, and she has the gall to smack the hood of a car that stopped and maybe yelled.

I saw it coming but I still howled when he ran into the glass door. Just died laughing. That kid is the best.

To be fair, he was really punching above his weight with Tara.

I enjoyed him on LR (CMLIP) but after seeing him here I realize how much of his potential they squandered. He's way too funny to be wasted on dramas.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Hockey hair.

President Clinton probably hooked him up.

Every week I find myself weirdly eager to watch the episode, and then two minutes in I remember how much I hate it now. I hold out hope we'll get the conclusion we deserve, that all these assholes will get what's coming to them and Wendy rides off into the sunset with the kids, but the many hours between now and then…

As apt a description of the Quebecois as I've ever seen!

(L'hiver vient.)

Very gracious of you to resist pointing out that Crosby is not, in fact, the baby.

Not that I disagree that football is bigger than both (it is), but I had a very lovely time last night watching both SNF and Game 5 at my local pub.

Is he Sadie's love interest? That kid is super hot.