I hate to be the bringer of bad news….but Tom Araya's vocals on Angel of Death are much better.

Apparently, all of you have forgotten "A Talking Cat!?!"  Eric Roberts voiceover does all the heavy lifting for that piece of work.

This scene would be great, if it just had a football.

Yep.  Its definitely breast cancer.

Hey…Canon put out some really enjoyable Karate films in the 80's!

*SPOILER*

Hey! That's what I said!

Exactly sums up why this is a pretty good flick.

I'm a Franco, he's a Franco, she's a Franco, we're a Franco….wouldn't you like to be a Franco, too?

I really don't believe any of this.

I watched this movie with the Fast Forward on the whole time.  It was still pretty boring.

I just wonder is Disney is hip to all this stuff.  I mean, they've got eyes everywhere….how'd he get in the Oz movie, anyway?

Seriously.  I'm starting to feel sorry for Mr. Franco.  I mean, is this all is life is about?

That was the greatest!  Starting his own Bachelor show so that he could get comfortable talking to girls!!!!  Excellent comedy.

Hey! I know that song!  Kevin Smith wrote it, right?

I agree with the sentiments on Elektra Assassin.  That would make an insanely freaking good movie….and they really wouldn't need any other Marvel characters to pull it off.

I was going to say this.  Thanks for stealing my bit.

Q: "Witherspoon?"  "

I think its pronounced, "Arrrrrrh."  As in: Rated Arrrrrrrr for Pirates.

"Stay Gold Pony Robert Smith Boy."
—The Outsiders