who's the hottie with the short brown hair and gray shirt?

I can go bummer to bummer with anyone on the planet!

they take them out for syndication purposes, so you'll have to see them on DVD. They started the cold opens so they could give the syndicators an easy minute to cut without losing any of the story elements of the main episode.

"this is the most public yet of my many humiliations" - top ten Seinfeld line for me.

thanks to this episode, my daughter is going to named poet-warlord. Not kidding at all.