That would freak me the hell out. I had hard enough time dealing with an ex who liked rapey stuff. I'm too much of a wimp or too polite to go that route without a lot of mood-breaking "IS this okay? Is this too forceful?" stuff, and if you added the very real chance of strangulation? Nope.

I seriously thought I was the only one. Upon a moment's thought yeah, probably not very original but shit, I thought that was MY move!

That sounds unbearably annoying. Serious question, does reading or looking at porn or erotica help keep your focus? Maybe you just need some added stimuli.

Wasn't there famously a couple who played picture-window hornpipe in a hotel overlooking a pro football game? Get room service and you can indulge in your fantasy AND not miss pro sports.

Now worries. I just took particular pains to be sure I posited myself as being ordinary and perhaps unimaginative and not go on some weird "What I like is natural and what you like is a dirty unbiblical PERVERSION" kick.

Yeah, while I've been told my liking PIV sex is "lazy, self-satisfied, unimaginative, reckless, stunted and reactionary," the existence of some 7,000,000,000 people on the planet says this mode of getting orgasms is pretty popular. While it's well and good to advise people to be more imaginative, a "Just Say Yes to…

Gosh. Thanks for correcting me about the kind of fucking I should be enjoying. I never knew it was so personally and politically offensive to you. Can you advise me as to what I should find pleasurable?

Ours was, amazingly, planned. If my hazy memory is correct, we were two for two on the impossible list that day.

My Dear Sir:

I don't deserve it, but thank you.

An AVC meetup sounds thrilling and horrifying. My brain crushes on a few of you might dissolve into the ether, but on the other hand, I think I'd never stop laughing between the tales of Idiotking and Sir Viking Nudeator.

I'm ENTJ. Every. Single. Time. I'm supposed to making major money and be an arrogant asshole, given that and my work title. So where's my trophy mistress? Damn these tests.

I smuggled some out in the usual place.

Get in line with the rest of us.

She is exceptionally pretty and probably nice and intelligent. For some reason I don't look at her and think "THIS is a girl who will get sweaty and whisper her secret desire in your ear, a desire so debauched you're at once horrified and thrilled" though, and that's a deal-breaker for me. This explains my crush on…

When I'm in the Savage Love comments I start to think I'm the most ordinary person here, sexually speaking. I like penis-in-vagina more than anything else (though admittedly I've not tried as much as some of you) despite the associated baby-making hazards. The fit, the angle, the potential for mutual climax. It's a goo…

I was lucky enough to see them on the Gish tour with just a couple hundred people in the audience. There was a buzz but not a lot of fame and it was a great show. Then while they were in Atlanta recording SD they came and saw MY band on New Year's, which was a little intimidating. Or rather, James, D'Arcy and Jimmy…

No need to be competitive. In amateur porn we're ALL winners.

Of course. I've never POSTED any of my amorous activities but who among us hasn't whipped out the mini-tripod and set the camera rolling? And as for someone spotting me/us… well what the hell were you doing looking at online porn, ya perv?

My good Sir: