"Nice at fist" makes up for liking Creed when it comes time for bouncy-bouncy.

Anyone who doesn't have a few "to the grave" secrets has not fully explored life.

Well I enjoy your sense of humor and emotional honesty, so I'm sure many others do.

Just be yourself. I think half the straight and bi guys here have an AV Crush on you already, so - no kidding - just be totally up front. "Horny romantic with some doubts about this whole thing needs rebound cock," etc.

* Starts scanning CL personals *

You're an inspiration to us all, Nurse. Seriously, even your less-than-graphic recap makes me all a tingle.

On a marginally related note, Ex Cops are probably going to be huge any moment now. McDonalds will be writing checks with quite a few zeros to try to license "Black Soap," which is so damnably catchy I can't extract from my brain now. Curse you Norse-Brooklyn hipsters!

Those are excellent suggestions, Nurse. Also Flag needs to enjoy the kissing. Honestly, it's often sexier than sex.

Your hormones will thank you. As will your partner.

We're all OUT of cake!

I for one would be delighted to assist in vibrator duties with my significant other. Intimacy is intimacy, and shared time is great. We all need SOME alone time, but agreed it's a possible solution.

How fast is "immediately" for you? I'm curious, since I thought this was mostly a male urge to flee the scene immediately post-climax.

Dirty boy!

Her fondness for her vibrator was a signal to me that there may be more than just differing sex drives. Perhaps she's just fonder of doing the job herself than having him fumble around in a horny red haze of lust. Or maybe she does't like opening up (so to speak) to him. Honestly, CUDDLES sounds like every women I'm…

I went to high school with an Emily. She was unspeakably pretty, cheerful, kind, and wore a sweater with the back cut low enough to see she was clearly and cheerfully braless. Despite her looks and positivity, she was never a cheerleader and even more shockingly did not observe the social castes our school (like all)…

Hey, don't be sad. Sure, I outsmarted you but…

The Quiet Earth seemed, when I saw it, to be a very good movie with a decidedly odd ending. But yeah, reading the review it seemed to be note-for-note the same, which isn't too surprising because it's just what any basically sane person would do in that situation. See also Charlton Heston in the hugely horrible Omega…

That was the first thing that came to mind for me, too. Caring neighbors, farms and forest, quiet nights and no fucking internet.

Yeah, I know anyone in any city or region gets defensive but I was bugged by how lazy most of the Atlanta jokes were. The moving out to sea was great, Hank Aaron, the guy who invented Coke was great. But the whole plantation thing was just "Insert easy Beverly Hillbillies cliches here" instead of doing something…

THAT IS NOT HOW WINDMILLS WORK!