No kidding. I know I need to give it another chance, but after two of the movies and then a wretched episode with Zap and Leela in a garden of Eden, I chose to retreat to my memories of the first four seasons.

Married to a Swede, we eat sil at midsummer. And for weeks afterward, as no one else will touch that stuff. The snapps help.

Married to a Swede, we eat sil at midsummer. And for weeks afterward, as no one else will touch that stuff. The snapps help.

I've always had wonderful times in France,and have been several times, from Calais to Chamonix, Paris to Orange to Nice to little towns in the middle of nowhere. Once you accept that people can have different (non-American) approaches to life it's all good. Still, it would simply things and save time to dismiss them…

I've always had wonderful times in France,and have been several times, from Calais to Chamonix, Paris to Orange to Nice to little towns in the middle of nowhere. Once you accept that people can have different (non-American) approaches to life it's all good. Still, it would simply things and save time to dismiss them…

I was in a bike shop several years ago telling a friend who worked there that I needed a new drummer. She says "Hey, Mark plays drums. He's even been in a band." She nods at the guy truing a wheel and says "Mark, what was the name of that band you used to be in?" He looks up and says, "Archers of Loaf."

I was in a bike shop several years ago telling a friend who worked there that I needed a new drummer. She says "Hey, Mark plays drums. He's even been in a band." She nods at the guy truing a wheel and says "Mark, what was the name of that band you used to be in?" He looks up and says, "Archers of Loaf."

I'm pretty much a "standard" dresser too. Makes it easier. Striped silk tie, cotton dress shirt (tho' I prefer cufflinks to buttons), navy Brooks two-button blazer, grey wool slacks, black loafers. When I play in my so-called band, the James Dean/Ramones/every-rocker-ever look works: white tee, tight jeans, Chucks.…

I'm pretty much a "standard" dresser too. Makes it easier. Striped silk tie, cotton dress shirt (tho' I prefer cufflinks to buttons), navy Brooks two-button blazer, grey wool slacks, black loafers. When I play in my so-called band, the James Dean/Ramones/every-rocker-ever look works: white tee, tight jeans, Chucks.…

If ever a band has earned a lifetime pass, it's Killing Joke. Both their self-titled records kick unholy relentless ass, and even their weaker ones have some good moments. They've consistently stared age and shifting musical trends in the face and laughed, making compelling, urgent, unhinged noise since… what, 1979?

If ever a band has earned a lifetime pass, it's Killing Joke. Both their self-titled records kick unholy relentless ass, and even their weaker ones have some good moments. They've consistently stared age and shifting musical trends in the face and laughed, making compelling, urgent, unhinged noise since… what, 1979?

All you'd have to do is mess up a few clocks. Google's car technology is completely dependent on fantastically accurate clocks so that GPS systems recognize the incredibly tiny difference in time between two satellites. Futz with a clock and GPS goes from Google's necessary 3m accuracy to 300m and suddenly you have…

All you'd have to do is mess up a few clocks. Google's car technology is completely dependent on fantastically accurate clocks so that GPS systems recognize the incredibly tiny difference in time between two satellites. Futz with a clock and GPS goes from Google's necessary 3m accuracy to 300m and suddenly you have…

I've lived quite a few places and I swear Atlanta is second only to LA in being fixated on driving. I work in Buckhead and take MARTA from intown, but my coworkers are mostly from hellholes like Roswell and Alpharetta and Woodstock, driving 1 hour MINIMUM each way so they don't have to Live Near Those People. It…

I've lived quite a few places and I swear Atlanta is second only to LA in being fixated on driving. I work in Buckhead and take MARTA from intown, but my coworkers are mostly from hellholes like Roswell and Alpharetta and Woodstock, driving 1 hour MINIMUM each way so they don't have to Live Near Those People. It…

We just had a "voluntary" health screening at work. They said I'm gonna have a heart attack (everyone in the family has cholesterol that would choke a horse) and need more exercise. I wanted to bike to work but knew I'd get shit about arriving sweaty but now I have the "Sorry, doctor's orders" pass. Viva heart disease!

If I don't make it, tell Jessica Biel I said, "Hello."

If I don't make it, tell Jessica Biel I said, "Hello."

With any luck my sec life will eventually become interesting enough, or dull enough, to warrant a letter to Mr. Savage, since his column is not only entertaining but a pretty freakin' great public service for raising awareness of how "normal" people like to get off in freaky ways. But would the satisfaction in getting…

With any luck my sec life will eventually become interesting enough, or dull enough, to warrant a letter to Mr. Savage, since his column is not only entertaining but a pretty freakin' great public service for raising awareness of how "normal" people like to get off in freaky ways. But would the satisfaction in getting…