Hello.

My plan to have Molly Ringwald follow me on Twitter hasn't worked out yet.

The "Hyannis is a town on this Massachusetts peninsula" question was wrong. Hyannis is on Cape Cod, but Hyannis is a village within the town of Barnstable. Obviously.

You called?

Come on now! The original host of Cheaters totally got stabbed. On a boat! TV 101.

Come on now! The original host of Cheaters totally got stabbed. On a boat! TV 101.

If I recall correctly, that was a real website owned by CBS designed explicitly to be found and mess with people's heads.

Simsbury
I used to caddy for my grandfather at Simsbury's country club, Hop Meadow. That town is intimidatingly fancy, and I'm a Cape Codder so I know a little something about rich assholes.

The Stairs Ain't All That
I fell down these the day after my 21st birthday racing a friend to the top and back all hung over. Landed in a pool of broken glass.

I only made it halfway through S7 before giving up. But I gave up on S4 on Angel three episodes in and I hate Firefly. So maybe I'm not just cut out for the Whedon stuff.

If Lifetime is your thing
My buddies and I review LOTS of Lifetime movies at www.lifetimewow.wordpress.com.

In my college there was a girl with horribly puffy cheeks and a weird snarled mouth. I called her "Beesting." My friend called her "Picasso."

Dudes, Perfect Couples was great. The first couple of episodes weren't great, but were certainly better than what The Office has become.

Dawson, how many people had Anya killed by that point in the timeline? A few dozen? A few thousand? And it is only RIGHT THEN that she understands death? No. That is ridiculous. Either she is an ancient demon or she is a six-year-old. Not both.

Ugh. But you're assuming that somebody (the most grounded character on the show!) would act in the dumbest way imaginable.

I left my grandfather at his death bed to go on a date. First time I ever fingerbanged a girl. When I got home he had died.

Booo!
I thought this episode was terrible.

But we call them chips!
Ringo was definitely the best of the three Beatle cameos.

@JustSmileandNod

COSIGN.