I think I see what’s happening. You’re meeting girl-Michael at the bar?

Look it's just hard mathematics: if you give him $5 million he makes $150 million, so if you give him $100 million he's going to make $3 billion. Duh.
-Hollywood Producer

No.

"I'm out of touch with new music," they write, on an article introducing them to 35 new musical releases.

Daggerfall? Shit the original Final Fantasy added random encounters just to pad out the running time in 1987.

I'll chime in with some first-hand experience: it's got nothing to do with Dracula, but Bran Castle is still rad as hell. It's all full of secret passages and stairs to nowhere and suits of armor and shit. And probably some flying medusa heads, but they keep those away from the tourists. Anyway, it's really probably…

Is this where the Diabolus in Musica defenders club forms? I'll always have a soft spot for it because it was actually the first Slayer album I ever heard (long story… well, not really, that's the whole story actually), but really, it's got some good stuff. When I finally saw them live they actually did "Bitter Peace"…

What I'm getting from the review is "Mastodon takes [metal and prog] and slaps them together", which pretty much sounds like Leviathan and Blood Mountain honestly - is that at all accurate? Because if they're back to doing that, I will be a very happy man indeed.

Is this one of those things that the one you like best is the one you saw when you were 8?

Call me crazy, but I really got the impression throughout the first two films that they maybe weren't especially good at parenting in general……….

“Bughead” and “Bethead”? FFS "Juggy" is RIGHT THERE

"Dr. Kissinger is . . . the first honorary
Harlem Globetrotter."

Basketball (and football, and all sports damn it) need to just copy the baseball system - players can negotiate and sign with pro teams right out of high school if they want, but if they go to college they're committed to stay for 3 years. Fair for everyone.

Something much worse, like covering up sexual assault? I mean, bragging about sexual assault? I mean, bragging about abusing their power as a tv producer to watch underage girls undress?

Seriously! That sounds amazing and I'm heartbroken that it apparently doesn't exist anymore. Seems ripe for a remake.

And apparently, Fox News got it from some dweeb, who once tried to call Michelle Obama racist against white people and tried to frame John Kerry as a rapist using a childishly edited Youtube video, talking on Russia Today.

Maybe? I figured it wasn't my place to question the logic of her plan, what with the depravity and all.

I saw Type O Negative awhile back and there was a guy there with two girls right in front of me and so at one point the guy and one of the girls went off to do god knows what and I guess the other girl got jealous or wanted to make him jealous or something cuz she immediately started dancing up on me so we ended up…

Oh I don't doubt it, that's just the way an Oregonian explained it to me once. Though if you're researching gas pricing patterns, I've long been perplexed/amused by an intersection not too far from where I live (California) that has a competing gas stations on all four corners… which often offer four different prices.

This reminds me of one of my favorite crazy plans that never got off the drawing board: NASA's earlier/better Project Orion, in which astronauts would zip about the solar system by setting off a bunch of nuclear explosions https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…