REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album?

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Hmm, I'd heard it argued the opposite way basically: that self-service was an avenue for stations to hose customers - charge the same for a gallon of gas but "give" the customer less, since the price originally had cost of full-service labor built in - and so it was a sort of consumer protection thing. Either way,…

That's… accurate.

You almost certainly were :-) :-) :-)

"In its place will be a new thing called 'Invisible Captcha' that simply analyzes your 'browsing behavior'" yeah that's not horrifying at all…….

It's funny because it's true!

Not enough ladies. Too many mans.

In honor of Buffy Week, I pick buffyguide.com, a, well, Buffy guide that was constructed as the series first ran. It's always fascinating to me to see contemporary reviews of things - "eh, 'Surprise' was okay, maybe not quite as good as 'Inca Mummy Girl'" - and it's got the usual expected synopses and trivia and…

Now I want a whole Blaxploitation the Vampire Slayer series. "I'm gonna get you sucka!" works on so many levels in that context!

To be fair, the guy spilled his drink. Can tens of millions of dollars ever bring back a spilled drink? No, clearly that was definitely something that four (!) people needed to be shot over.

Right? I thought Woody Paige especially seemed to be openly mocking the whole "sports hottake guy" when it launched.

I want the one that's going to be underwater. That sounds rad as hell imo.

Two more ads get an eyeball, two more pennies go in the AV Club's piggy bank.

Seriously, this thing where sites load a new thing in a format that's sort of like a window, but isn't movable or resizable, ya know, the things that make windows useful, is probably the most baffling trend in media/technology I've ever seen (see also: the new gmail "Compose"). It's like an engineer thought it would…

That's my thinking too… I mean, full disclosure I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I noticed that as you scroll the url changes - I think that counts as a "new pageview"? And if so, isn't this just nakedly gaming the system? Especially since most of them are hidden behind the "Read More" button, I can give…

Using an em dash when an en dash is explicitly warranted?! I expect the drawing and quartering to commence within the hour.

Who is Simp? And why does he have so many sons?

I have to think it'd be a "Netflix Original" or somesuch, with a tiny budget. Actually it'd be kind of funny if it ended up being a bottle episode. (Bottle movie?) Or, just shoot it all in Harmon's backyard a la that Whedon Shakespeare movie…

I don't think so - I don't remember him and he's not on Wikipedia's list, for whatever that's worth. Looks like he was on A Headbanger's Journey, which I still haven't seen.