On the contrary, Roger Moore easily cracks the top 3 Bonds. Notwithstanding AVClub's opinion, Octopussy was actually a pretty entertaining Goldfinger clone, and it was much better than most of the Connery movies (like boring underwater slomo fight movie Thunderball, extra-racist You Only Live Twice, and abysmal…

I was just starting to get tired of AVClub's garden-path sentences, and this one brought it back around. Golf clap.

Bah! I didn't see Moonrise Kingdom. I'm pretty sure most of the praise people are heaping on him for "Looper" is because they're remembering how good Joseph Gordon-Levitt was at looking like a young Bruce Willis. That required no effort on Bruce Willis's part, people.

You used to not suck, Bruce Willis! You were funny and charming! You didn't just stand there not emoting all the time!

I've read in a few places from people who have interacted with him in person that he has a surprisingly sharp sense of humor. It's probably one of those things where it only comes out once in a blue moon.

That was definitely very cool.

For glorious seconds, I thought this was going to be about someone finding a director's cut of The Magnificent Ambersons

Kathleen Turner wasn't exactly a sea hag, you know.

As long as we're only considering people with silly names, I submit Enver Gjokaj

They should get Mark Waid to run the show. Seriously. Get out of comics and into TV, Mark Waid.

C'mon, Barry's cooler than Jay…

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But it had parentheses! How do you say that? Subtly?

I loved early-90s Flash, it's the show that got me interested in comics, and I think it's big early-episodes problem was that
the Flash was always fighting gangsters and whatnot. His comics rogues
gallery is one of the best around, maybe only second to Batman, yet he
kept taking down non-super bad guys. I understand…

He was disappointed? What did he say?

My wife does a hilarious Just One of the Guys impression. "Hey guys, want some brewskis?"

Yeah, I was a big fan of the "The Flash" TV show (because I was 10), and she had a really good recurring role on that as a private detective who figures out Barry's secret identity and winds up sort-of romantically involved with him. She had a good film noir detective vibe.

"Imaginary Enemies" was like a light-hearted episode of Prison Break season 1. It reminded me of when the breakout crew was working in the break room after DB Cooper set the fire, and they'd have to be super careful about hiding their giant hole-in-the-ground. I think that's mainly because the layout outside of the…

The Bachelor is probably the worst.

As Prince did with "Batdance" and "Partyman", Siouxsie Sioux's "Face to Face" shows a greater understanding of the central conflict in "Batman Returns" than Tim Burton did in the film.