or as I call it, "The Amanda Knox Story"

Totally. My money's on Torso.

Note also that we're 2 for 2 on giallo write-ups that contain the secret pass phrase, "lurid color"

No questions about Beauty and the Beast, huh? That was like the only one I was interested in.

A Human Centipede!?!

I would argue that Sheldon is the worst lingering element of the show.

Huh, you did not turn out to mean by "anchor" what I assumed you would mean

OK, not to ruin the joke by explaining it, but…I don't get it. Help me.

You're just saying that to hurt me!

oof, you had me, then you lost me

AND FURTHERMORE, in case I didn't already hate this movie enough, it's the first movie I saw where I realized that Bruce Willis was just not even trying anymore. He just stands around with his mouth in a line, staring off into the distance. He never smiles or jokes anymore…his charm used to be his whole schtick, and…

Nope, definitely can not win them all.

If you trimmed down every long-take of Bruce Willis just standing there not emoting while the camera slowly pushed in on him, you'd have a half-hour of shots that hammily include mirrors, Green Goblin / Spider-Man color schemes, and director cameos.
Seriously, this movie is just so boring and pretentious, it…

I nominate Tom Waits's "Sea of Love" cover. Unlike the Joe Cocker cover, it reinterprets and enhances the original.

I feel certain that there's a Prince song that belongs on this list.

I'm not entirely sure that you're right. And he had a ton of other great albums too. And I love "Under the Cherry Moon." Certainly some subset of his body of work excuses him from being a dick.

I think services like Spotify and Pandora have a pay-per-play model for artists, whereas YouTube would only pay him a rev share of advertising clicks. So, it's the principle of the thing?

Who is that? Vicki Vale. Vicki Vale. I like BATMAAAAAAAN

I had the 45 when I was a teenager. I kind of hated music, and wanted to make everyone else hate it, too.

It's really disturbing how exactly like this guy I look. I'm watching this video and I'm like, "but I can't play guitar…?"