THIS. Season 7 sucked so hard, I can't even enjoy the supposedly "good" episodes. It's like an excellent slice of pizza soaking in a puddle of vomit.

So glad to see A Talking Cat!?! get the attention it deserves.

Verhoeven, so, lifetime pass.

I imagine MC Skat Kat squatting in Paula's guest house, just constantly high, a perpetual unwanted house guest.

Yes, Prince can take down his own performances of other peoples' works, but he can't take down other peoples' covers of his works. There's tons of vids on YouTube of people covering Prince guitar solos.

I think he doesn't have that kind of power over other peoples' covers of his work, to his extreme chagrin. So, you can YouTube "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor, but not a little kid dancing to "Let's Go Crazy."

No, no, no. No, no…"CUH-ven" sounds like "oven", man. And that's just… it doesn't work.

I was thinking of Perchance To Dream too. I love the part where Bruce realizes he can't read.

It especially pissed me off that he tested it on Jack Black, in contrast to the professionalism of the assassin in the original, who would never have done something to alienate the people who help him.

"This /unprovable theory/ is forced on our /schoolchildren/ by the /secular government/ because they don't want to /teach the controversy./"

Or that computer. I'd watch the computer.

Trebek is a notorious asshole, so it should be an easy transition for the crew.

Another big highlight of the series was when he got imprinted with the NSA mole that was stuck in the Attic. Nobody that talented should be so sparsely used. Why isn't he in every Whedon thing? He doesn't like to do Shakespeare readings or something?

Hijo de puta! Hijo de puta!!!

Yeah, and there's kind of a gritty scene that maybe belongs in a different film but it's still excellent, where Teller is gets mugged. We know he has a gun, we see him reach into his pocket and pull out…his hand, with his index finger and thumb out in the classic "gun" shape. He points it at the muggers and "shoots".…

*slide whistle*

Oh, you like Angelina Jolie? Here's Jon Voight's ballsack!

Literally every scene in this movie is unforgettable, so I'm not surprised that this wasn't mentioned in the article, but it's worth describing: after the accident, the cat is shown in bed with a strip of gauze draped over its head. It's clearly happy and healthy, but Eric Roberts is moaning on the sound track. My…

"Instant camp classic" is right. I've seen it twice in the last two weeks, because I have problems. Also, here's my podcast about it.
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