Really? Shaving is awesome. What's even better is tastefully trimmed.

Yeah, a lot of the verses on that album are like comically over-the-top misogynistic and archaically crude. I would never listen to them outside of the context of a top-notch beat.

Actually, Robin Thicke is Justin Bieber from 30 years in the future, come back to warn present-day Bieber about the error of his ways, only to get reallyyyyyyy high and continue doing Bieberesque things.

Yup, Manuel's got it on lock. It's tough to find a white soulful singer who doesn't sound like they're trying way too hard to be a white soulful singer (e.g., Joe Cocker).

Or, on a broader scale, the appalling shortage of white people co-opting a black musical tradition and NOT finding more mainstream success than the original black performers did.

Unfortunately, our cult has recently lacked the direction and innovation that our former leader provided.

Yeah, it's gonna be alright baby.

And his band members!

Bad tattoos are like car accidents. No one THINKS it's going to happen to them.

Rock is about as dead as rap is. Which is to say, the only musicians still making anything worth hearing in either genre aren't on the radio.

Scream as loudly as possible at your monitor

I take my dick VERY seriously

Wow you sound like you really need to get laid

We already know.

It's not that weird. Something like "hours upon hours : a split second."

So that means it's good

Hate to be the fun police, but I know a dude named Cockburn who pronounces it with a long o, silent ck. Like you would "Colburn." I would guess that every other Cockburn that hears about this immediately follows suit.

Dude that photo is immaculate. He is somehow looking at her rack AND his own dick at the same time!

The Wal-Mart execs were probably like "that place better have some fuckin spinach or we're not interested."

New Amsterdam is my go-to bottle: it's cheap, tasty, and doesn't hang you over like other bottles in its price range. I learned to drink it straight out of the bottle after my last breakup.