I'm pretty sure the professor who taught me about metonymy was lukewarm about what exactly qualifies as "metonymy."

Dear Savage Dik,

I don't work mornings so I always end up awake this late. Not quite as compelling as your reason, unfortunately.

With each other?

Dear Savage Dik,

He's just pumped about a potential diaper buddy.

tittyballs

Stop dancin and tug me?

How can there possibly be a good way

I must be the outlier in liking this way more than anything he's ever done, MBDTF specifically.

A better question is how did you so eloquently put my exact feelings about that song into words

Either way it's got lasting radio power, I hope. It's easily the best top 5 song I've heard since Hey Ya!

That dope ass cowbell puts it way above the original for me.

1. II
2. Houses
3. Physical Graffiti
4. III
5. IV
6. I
7. Presence
8. In Through the Out Door

Based on the first 10 seconds of the song above, she prompts the same question I've asked every time I listen to her music: "exotic bird, or Yoko Ono?"

By little orphans?!

Jesus Christ, Marie?

Without a doubt:

"If everyone else is asleep, just pick a tent!"

I think the perceived realness is probably what gets him off (and in the case of porn, tricking yourself into believing it's real or projecting yourself into that real situation). If no one's actually getting blown by their daughter, AND it's a practice that can potentially help someone refrain from sexual abuse (the…