Meh
I'm a little sad, but mostly because I was curious whether the show would ever get interesting. I won't bother picking up the inevitable continuation novel (or maybe comic) to see how things turn out, but I might check wikipedia in five years to see what was in the novel/comics.

I'm not crazy about Sister Clarice in general, but that was in character. She's not just a villain, she's a religious zealot, and she wanted to mete out God's justice to Barnabas.

On second thought, that came out mean-er than I planned. Sorry!

If you want to comment on Rowan's reviews, I expect a letter grade and some reasoning.

Mission Impossible III
As David Spade might say, "I fell in love with Mission Impossible III the first time I saw it . . . when it was called Suspicion."

Something similar happened to a friend of mine
This kind of thing does happen - my friend Rusty Shackleford got mixed up in something very similar.

Paris and Eminem
1) Paris is kind of awesome personally. (Doesn't he have a daytime identity as an investment banker? He's the rap version of Bruce Wayne). Paris's flow, though, is pretty much a clone of Rakim, or at least was back in the "Bush Killer" days that Violent J is talking about?

Watch some Torchwood, and learn - it's "Reese", but said with a sexy Welsh accent and Eve Myles's rack.

She could totally have ended WWII. She just needed to show up in Berlin and play pranks on the Nazi high command until they learned to be good people.

Putting your junk in a bucket is not generally viewed as a positive experience.

1) "Yes, how do you eat yours? With your hands?"

I like the Siefeldian Gigh-roh

How bad does a movie have to be to make you wish that one or more of the lesser Wayons was in it?

We would have spent more time working on the script, but the deadlines travel fast.

Couldn't we just arrange to have them attacked by Juggalos?

This one was brutal but really good. This and Passion both ripped me up.

Speaking Klingon at a Star Wars convention pretty much makes you an illegal immigrant. Granted, you're a Trekkie, not a Mexican, but maybe that's what Curry meant.

The business with Burns in this episode is so funny that it still makes my top 50 Simpsons.

Also Steve and Francine Smith - going the distance is canon, I think.

Whedon: I kind of think Buffy and Angel, because I'm a sucker like that. Kaylee/Simon and Echo/the ghost of whats his name are doomed, though. (And that last breakup is going to be rough).