Grilling on uneven temperature grills is hard. If they didn't have a thermometer, then Amanda should have had a few extra pieces that she could cut open to check.

Tom reviews the dishes from the perspective of a chef, but Gail reviews from the perspective of a foodie. (The worst thing you can do with Tom is call your dish a panna cotta but actually make a custard, or make some kitchen error that you should have avoided. The worst thing you can do with Gail is make food that…

Yeah, you're right, Pootie.

Home and the Fauns, I thinks

Which lotion do you think Isiah will go for?

Season 2 was Marcel, Ilan, and that good looking guy who liked pickles? If so, it had more interesting cooking and personalities than this one.

1) Gail's a really good judge. She has a gift for explaining why food is good or bad, and I love how personally offended she gets when the food isn't cooked right.

Beige! That's so clever! I wish someone could post a bunch of pointless Jennifer Anisiton stories just so that they could call her "beige" again! What comic genius!!!

I totally have a log in, but I decline to use it in order to show that I don't play by anybody's rules, not even my own.

I think Angelo (1) honestly thought that Kenny's dish was the worst and (2) was happy about it, so there wasn't much scheming. (Unless Angelo actually sandbagged Tamesha, which I don't believe).

Trying to apply a nail by hitting it with another nail, or protecting your abs by eating a bunch of rocks, is at least Homer-level dumb.

I showed "Fistful of Dollars" to a friend.

I like Ryan, but it's a little goofy for Ryan to call Miles out as an art poseur.

The most obvious twist possible is that they're all dead and on their way to Hell, and that the movie is otherwise Lifeboat without Tallulah Bankhead or the Lifeboat, so I call that one.

I don't have a problem with bashing Christianity, but the movie has to rewrite a lot of history to get there.

Jaclyn comes off as smart and thoughtful in her blog, FWIW.

He's the "Got No Green Lantern."

1. Canal and 6th is not all that far from the WTC site. Several blocks or so.

If Teti is right in his recap guesses, the judges (1) basically liked Blue Team's effort better, but (2) wanted to vote off Erik and (3) were told that they had to vote someone off from the losing team.

Krypto