You laugh, but Ratner apparently expressed an interest in directing it. In the end, the gig went to Gavin Hood.

I thought it was droit de seigneur.

Wintergreen Lifesavers are made of crushed hopes and dreams?

I see what you did there.

Moving things from the surface to orbit is so expensive that it will never be economical to use space as a garbage dump. Unless someone has figured out how to build a space elevator, that shit is staying in the ground.

JMac is definitely pondering exactly what I'm pondering.

I think we all know the pain you feel, Dr. Strangelove. I expect a "soviet russia" joke anytime now.

Time-travel dinosaur-safari? That sounds like a totally foolproof plan - sign me up!

The fall of the Berlin Wall marked the end of the Guttenberg Era. If the man want's to live in 1987, won't you let him do it?

Or is that "penes"?

Again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

I can haz residuals?

I guess you didn't see "I Love New York".

"The Wiz" Correction
That should be "Stephanie Mills", not "Stephanie Ross". Cheers.

And I still can't forget the time I walked in on them, fisting.

Also, Stomper treads heavily, and King Bastard is the actual monarch of illegitimate offspring. Lobsters is a giant crustacean, I am a robot that runs on hate. Satan himself posts on the AV Club board as "Lexicondevil". Theonlygirlphilosopher is a sad result of discrimination in our nation's academic institutions -…

The good news is, it's probably a lot easier to shoot Gerald Ford now.