PARSLEY MAKES A WONDERFUL GARNISH

Looks like someone's coming off of his manic cycle
Boy is he going to be surprised what Manic Charlie has been up to

Layla minus Duane Allman = crap
This was not Clapton's album.

Yeah seriously, pick up the trash, emo-boy

He should have at least had the presence of mind to collapse on the watermelon
What a lost opportunity

Two categories of first favorites:
1) your parent's music you listened to as a kid, and 2) your first individual find. In the first category for me it was Barry Manilow's I Write the Songs, and in the second it was Blondie's Call Me, which I first heard on a little white AM radio.

That mustache
He really looks like a wannabe tinpot generalissimo with that thing

TLJ was the best part of No Country for Old Men, which is saying something. His opening voiceover monologue is one of the ages

I just never got DePalma
If I want Hitchcock I'll watch Hitchcock, if I want meditations on violence and sociopathic behavior I'll watch Scorsese, if I want technical mastery I'll watch Spielberg. What about his work is not a watered down approximation of other artists? Plus his dialogue is pure Velveeta, except…

Ahhh, Mario Van Peebles
The mark of quality

This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

Would you care for a
EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!!

The new groups are not concerned
With what there is to be learned
They got Burton suits, ha you think it's funny
Turning rebellion into money

I'm a Little Airplane - Modern Lovers
What a happy way to go

Learning to Fly - Tom Petty
Probably a good time to start, no?

Now it's just a question of..
..waiting for the rising private hooker coke jet expense trendline to intersect with the declining hit sitcom cash flow trendline. That's when this should get very interesting.

and I never thought I'd say this but
I miss the beard

Am I dreaming
Or did Bruce Vilanch just say that he was underpaid for his contribution to society? The man is the greatest professional lottery winner of all time.

I normally prefer less Franco on my Twitter
but that's just me

Are you there, God? It's me, Science